Good luck, Lance!

Topic: Lance Armstrong

I just Lance Armstrong in an interview, and he said he'd been "blessed" by having won the Tour seven times. Um, Lance? I know it seems pretty certain at this point, but it won't be seven until tomorrow. There's no sense tempting fate like that.

That being said, you're a great example of an American, a Texan, and a human being. I'll be cheering you on as you cross that finish line tomorrow.