08 June 2005

Buy our product — approved by God himself!


There's a new wrinkle in selling long-distance service. Turns out that some services are Godly, and others, well:
Customer: Basically God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon.

UAT: (pause) Yes. And, Mr. Mirman, do you make a lot of long distance calls or just a few every month?
And no, the article isn't dated 1 April.